Disco Doge Scam
(G'day darling!) Pack your bags for the rocket launch Because some billionaire
on the internet told us to!
(Oh honey, what could possibly go wrong?)
He tweeted out a puppy at three in the morning Ignored every
single financial warning
Mortgaged the flat in Bondi to buy the dip
Now I'm broke as a kangaroo on a bad trip!
He posted a meme
and the line went red Now I'm eating instant noodles in bed!
He swore we'd land right on the lunar crater
Said 'Hold the line,
I'll fix the market later!'
(Oh please, sweetheart)
It's a Doge dog disaster,
darling look at the scam!
A gilded billionaire selling virtual spam!
To the moon, to the moon,
straight into the sea
He took all your coins and left you with me!
(Woof woof,
darling, you got fleeced!)
Host of late-night telly,
called it all a hustle
Watched the entire crypto playground buckle
Bought a blue checkmark,
fired the staff on sight Now the servers are catching fire in
the night!
Sold me a battery,
promised me Mars I can't even pay for petrol for my car!
He swore the rocket was fueling at dawn
Checked my crypto wallet and the rent was gone!
(Not a solitary brass razoo!)
It's a Doge dog disaster,
darling look at the scam!
A gilded billionaire selling virtual spam!
To the moon, to the moon,
straight into the sea
He took all your coins and left you with me!
(Crikey,
totally rinsed!)
Listen to auntie, love:
When a man in an iron tunnel
says your dog coin is the future of global trade...
Check your purse! (Check it twice,
honey!) Because the only thing heading to outer space...
Is your superannuation!
It's a Doge dog disaster,
darling look at the scam!
A gilded billionaire selling virtual spam!
To the moon, to the moon,
straight into the sea
He took all your coins and left you with me!
(Take your rocket and shoo!) (Woof woof!
Bye bye!)
Keep your meme coins,
mate! I'm going to the pub instead.
(Hahaha, see ya later,
rocket boy!)