Cookie Filter Disstrack
(hahaha) Yeah, look at what
we got here. Same screen,
same clown show.
Day after day, scroll after scroll Losing my mind as I lose
control I see the same cookie filter slop When is this cheap
parade gonna stop? Cookie filter here,
cookie filter there Cookie filter spread out everywhere Worst thing running on
the feed right now Making garbage pop and taking a bow.
Tiny faces covered in dough and glaze
Locked inside a terrifying twenty-second craze Screaming at the mic just to
get a play
Throw the whole app away!
Little kids getting views off of loud sounds!
Cookie filter slop making heavy rounds!
Turn it down, turn it off,
shut it out today
Little kids getting views off of loud sounds!
(get it off my screen!) Yeah,
cookie filter is the worst out there!
Maxed-out gain with the audio clipped Every single kid reading off the
same script Got a baked goods sticker pasted on their cheek Pulling
fifty million hits by the middle of the week Ear-splitting screech with
a brass bell chime Tell me how this isn't categorized as a
crime? Thumb keeps moving but it never disappears Send help,
somebody save my ears!
Just imagine...
twenty years from now.
Someone pulls up the archive.
"Grandpa,
what did you do back then?"
I watched toddlers yell at baked goods.
(for six hours straight)
Little kids getting views off of loud sounds!
Cookie filter slop making heavy rounds!
Turn it down, turn it off,
shut it out today
Little kids getting views off of loud sounds!
(shut
it down!) Yeah,
cookie filter is the absolute worst!
No more cookies.
I'm on a diet.
Please just give me some quiet. (ahhhh)