Castle Clashback

Welcome to Clash of Clans

Let me teach you this game you see You loot,

you gain the loot You upgrade your buildings with loot

And

then finish the upgrades

You loot,

with armies Armies of troops of troops Endless combinations If it's weak

it fails If it's strong it wins However there are rules You

must hail the Gingerbread barbarian king skin And the pet the mighty

YAAAAK And you must hate the archer queen

And the biggest of all?

Do.

Not.

Rush.

(hahaha) There are imbeciles who dont know how to play...

Who don't listen to the rules Those are what we call Bozos!

Listen here you little chud If you rush,

love the archer queen

Hate the barbarian king and yak You have to place it this

world... You dont shower,

you dont clean And you use electro-dragons on repeat You're a bum

a dumb dumb

and a sorry little rusher

Peasant

You dont marry the archer queen

You curb stomp her and let her die on purpose

YOU DONT SIMP TO HER

You think rushing is strategic But its really just a way to

make your base weaker

Would you rather have a weak base or a strong base?

Choice is obvious

But you were pressed on the soft spot of your head

When you were a baby

You,

little 34-chinned chud