Santa’s Jingle Jam

Santa came down the chimney

With a bag full of sin

I sat on his lap And let the games begin

(oh yeah)

He whispered something naughty

I felt the heat rise fast

Santa's lap dance, give it to me raw

Fuck the nice list,

I'm breaking every law

Ride that sleigh all night long

Santa's lap dance, make me scream your song (yeah!)

Candy cane in my mouth

He pulled me in close

Hands on the reins I lost all control (hahaha)

Santa's lap dance, give it to me raw

Fuck the nice list,

I'm breaking every law

Ride that sleigh all night long

Santa's lap dance, make me scream your song (woo!)

North Pole ain't cold tonight

We're melting all the ice

Santa's lap dance, give it to me raw

Fuck the nice list,

I'm breaking every law

Ride that sleigh all night long

Santa's lap dance, make me scream your song

(fuck yeah!)

Ho ho ho...

all night long