Bad Word Anthem

GRAAAAHHH— (hey! hey! hey!) JAYDEN DIAW WILSON'S IN THE HOUSE!

TURN IT UP!

Jayden walks in with a look in his eyes,

Got something to ask,

and he ain't gonna hide.

Mom on the couch,

Dad watching TV,

Jayden says, “Listen, I got something to say!” “Can I say a

bad word?” — WHAT?!

“Can I say a bad word?” — NO!

He starts laughing, shaking his head,

“Alright, alright!” — but then he said—

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Jayden's heading straight for the floor!

Mom says, “DON'T!” Dad says,

“STOP!” But Jayden's got the volume turned to MAX!

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CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

NO, JAYDEN, NO!

CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

WE ALREADY SAID NO!

He takes one breath,

gets ready to shout,

Then drops the censored insult out loud!

“YOU MOTHERF—ING

B—!” (aaaaah)

Mom jumps up and Dad looks shocked,

Jayden's laughing like the house just rocked.

He runs down the hallway,

stomping his feet,

Turning this argument into a rock show beat.

BOOM! BOOM! CRASH! goes the drum,

Mom yells, “JAYDEN, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?!”

He turns around with a mischievous grin,

“Technically, Mom… YOU LET ME BEGIN!”

(bad! word!) (bad! word!)

(bad! word!) JAYDEN!

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CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

NO, JAYDEN, NO!

CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

JUST LET IT GO!

The

whole house

shakes from the rock 'n' roll sound,

Jayden gets sent straight to his room now!

He closes the door and whispers with pride: “...Still kinda worth it.”

Jayden… Diaw… Wilson… You

probably shouldn't have asked.