Plug It In 2026 (Synth-Pop / Dance-Pop)
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Yeah. Listen up. 2026.
Time to wake up.
You’re at the pump watching the dollars drain Two thousand moving parts
just driving you insane
We got regenerative braking,
power to the grid You’re arguing 'bout the past like a stubborn
kid From lithium-ion cells to thermal management EV tech is the ultimate
advancement!
Don’t give me that "range anxiety" line
Three hundred miles on a single charge,
by design!
DC fast chargers popping up at every mall Plug it in for
twenty, yeah, we’re answering the call!
No, it isn't okay to buy anything with an engine
EVs have been ready since twenty-seventeen
If you buy a combustion engine That makes you a climate criminal!
EVs do not cost more,
they save you green No excuses anymore to be stuck in the
past! Plug it in,
let it spin, let the future begin!
(yeah!) Let’s talk TCO,
cost of ownership No spark plugs,
no mufflers to rip Save a thousand bucks a year on maintenance
Tax credits give your wallet enhancement!
Grid is getting greener,
solar on the roof Vehicle-to-Grid,
yeah, data is the proof Power up your home when the blackout
hits
Zero tailpipe emissions, that’s how it fits!
Don’t give me that "charging takes too long" excuse
While you’re sleeping in your bed,
the battery's on the juice!
Over-the-air updates while you’re dreaming in your sleep
Your car gets better daily,
the promises we keep!
No, it isn't okay to buy anything with an engine
EVs have been ready since twenty-seventeen
If you buy a combustion engine That makes you a climate criminal!
EVs do not cost more,
they save you green No excuses anymore to be stuck in the
past! Plug it in,
let it spin, let the future begin!
Solid-state batteries knocking on the door
Charging in ten minutes,
we don’t wait no more!
Saving polar bears and the coral reefs and trees Internal combustion is
a dead generation, please!
One,
two... one, two, three,
PLUG IN!
No, it isn't okay to buy anything with an engine
EVs have been ready since twenty-seventeen
If you buy a combustion engine That makes you a climate criminal!
EVs do not cost more,
they save you green No excuses anymore to be stuck in the
past! Plug it in,
let it spin, let the future begin!
Yeah, since twenty-seventeen.
We been ready.
No more excuses.
Climate criminal? Not me.
Save money.
Save the planet.
Drive electric.
(plug it in)