Boots, Bigfoot, and Moonshine

I'm just a logger,

out in the pines,

Choppin' down trees and sippin' on moonshine.

Heard a rustle, thought it was a deer,

But then I saw Bigfoot,

and he gave me a sneer!

Oh, Bigfoot,

don't you stomp on my boots,

I'm just tryin' to work,

not tellin' tall tales or hoots.

Then out of nowhere,

a spaceship did zoom,

And an alien asked me if I wanted some moon! (yee-haw)

Bigfoot scratched his head,

said, "You're kinda weird,"

Then the alien laughed and said,

"No need to be feared!"

They both offered me a ride through the stars,

But I said, "Nah,

I've got logs

and a rusty old car!"

Oh, Bigfoot,

don't you stomp on my boots,

I'm just tryin' to work,

not tellin' tall tales or hoots.

Then out of nowhere,

a spaceship did zoom,

And an alien asked me if I wanted some moon!

Now every time I'm out in the trees,

I keep an eye out for those oddities.

Bigfoot's got jokes, and the alien's got style,

But I'm just a logger,

livin' wild all the while!

Oh,

Bigfoot,

don't you stomp on my boots,

I'm just tryin' to work,

not tellin' tall tales or hoots.

Then out of nowhere,

a spaceship did zoom,

And an alien asked me if I wanted some moon! (hooray!)

So if you're ever lost in the woods one night,

Don't be scared if you see a strange light,

Just tip your hat to Bigfoot and say,

"Hey, dude!"

And maybe the alien will share some intergalactic food! (haha)