Cookies and Rocks Dance-off

(crunch

crunch

crunch) Wait a second...

What are

you eating?

I got a plate full of chocolate chips

Warm and gooey right upon my lips

I look across the kitchen rug

You're holding a granite chunk,

you silly mug (huh?) I

like cookies, what about you?

(I like rocks!) Wait,

is that true?

(Crunchy and grey!) You cannot chew that,

no way! (hahaha)

I like cookies, fresh in a box

Turn around, you're chewing on rocks!

Sedimentary,

igneous stew

They're really yummy to you!

(crunch crunch crunch) Why would you bite that shoe-box rock?

I dip my snickerdoodle in the tea

You dip a river pebble happily

You say the quartz has got a zesty crunch

You brought a bag of gravel for your lunch (delicious!)

I like cookies, what about you?

(I like rocks!) Your dentist is through!

(Limestone parfait!)

Please put that boulder away!

(no way!)

I like cookies, fresh in a box

Turn around, you're chewing on rocks!

Sedimentary,

igneous stew

They're really yummy to you!

(chomp chomp) You broke a tooth on basalt

rocks!

Listen, buddy.

Sugar,

butter,

flour, eggs.

Not the things you kick with your legs. (oops) (crunch)

I'll take the cookies,

you keep the rocks (crunch crunch ouch) They're really yummy...

Ouch, my molar! (hahaha)