Out Of Office
Hello!
You’ve reached Bubblegum.
I’m currently unavailable due to…
Sand.
And sunshine. And a very important appointment with a beach chair. (hahaha)
Please don’t leave a message.
Sixteen emails before breakfast Three missed calls about my necklace Somebody needs
a signature
Somebody wants a photograph
I threw my phone into my beach bag
Put on the biggest floppy sunhat
My manager said, “Where are you?” I sent a picture of the
view!
No more meetings, no more plans Just a little castle in the
sand If the world is looking for me
Tell ‘em I’m exactly where I wanna be!
I’m out of office!
Out of reach! Got my toes in the sand and my heart
on the beach! Oh-oh-oh,
don’t call me now I’m busy doing nothing and I’m doing it
proud! Out of office!
Feeling fine! Got a cold little drink and a whole lot of
time! Oh-oh-oh, let the whole world wait I’m on vacation,
baby, ain’t life great!
(La-la-la!) Let the ocean roll!
(La-la-la!) Let the good times go!
Out of office, out of reach Catch me dancing barefoot on the
beach!
Bought a book I haven’t opened
Got a schedule that I’ve broken
Tried to meditate at noon
But a seagull stole my food!
Made a friend beside the shoreline She said,
“Honey, you’re on my time”
We built a castle,
watched it fall
And didn’t worry much at all
No more rushing, no more race Got a little sunshine on my
face If the world is looking for me
Tell ‘em I’m exactly where I wanna be!
I’m out of office!
Out of reach! Got my toes in the sand and my heart
on the beach! Oh-oh-oh,
don’t call me now I’m busy doing nothing and I’m doing it
proud! Out of office!
Feeling fine! Got a cold little drink and a whole lot of
time! Oh-oh-oh, let the whole world wait
I’m on vacation, baby,
ain’t life great!
Got SPF fifty and a five-star plan Which is lying in the
shade with a drink in my hand Got a little umbrella and
a pineapple slice And a crab looking at me like he’s giving
advice! Tried a little surfing,
fell off the board Lifeguard said,
“Ma’am, have you done this before?” I said,
“Technically no, but I watched it online!” He said,
“Maybe stick to the shoreline.” Got a sunset dinner and a seashell
collection No need for a glamorous VIP section I’m a superstar,
sure, but the ocean don’t care And that’s why I’m so happy
here!
When the sun goes down And the sky turns blue
I’ll remember how it feels To have nothing I must do Maybe
life gets sweeter When you let a moment stay
Without trying to make it Something bigger than today
I’M OUT OF OFFICE!
OUT OF REACH! Got my toes in the sand and my heart
on the beach! Oh-oh-oh,
don’t call me now I’m busy doing nothing and I’m doing it
proud! OUT OF OFFICE!
FEELING FINE! Got a cold little drink and a whole lot of
time! Oh-oh-oh, let the whole world wait I’m on vacation,
baby, ain’t life great!
(La-la-la!) Let the ocean roll!
(La-la-la!) Let the good times go!
Out of office, out of reach Catch me dancing barefoot on the
beach!
Oh, it’s my manager.
…Nope. (hahaha)
Another lemonade, please!