

(Well, look who's
back!)
I got a haircut down on Union Street,
Bought a pair of shoes that hurt my feet,
The barber said, "Boy,
you're looking sharp," I said,
"Wait till you see me after dark!" Got a little money and
a borrowed car, A brand-new dent and an old guitar,
Mama said, "Son, you better behave," I said,
"I'll do my best— But I can't be saved!" Now,
I ain't looking for a fight,
And I ain't running from the law,
But I saw you smiling from across the room,
And I forgot what manners are!
I'm a little more dangerous,
A little less polite,
Got a whole lot of trouble In my plans tonight!
I can be your gentleman,
I can be your fool,
But don't you go expecting me To play by every rule!
Oh, honey, take a chance on us,
I'm a little more dangerous!
I walked into the county fair,
Saw a pretty little lady with a ribbon in her hair,
She said, "You look familiar,
have we met?" I said,
"Not yet, darling, But there's still time left!" She said,
"I heard about your reputation."
I said, "That's mostly exaggeration."
She said, "You always talk this fast?" I said,
"Only when I'm hoping That the moment lasts!" She had a laugh
like a screen-door slam,
A look that said she knew just who I am,
She took my hand,
said, "Here's the deal: Quit talking,
boy, and show me something real!"
I'm a little more dangerous,
A little less polite,
Got a whole lot of trouble In my plans tonight!
I can be your gentleman,
I can be your fool,
But don't you go expecting me To play by every rule!
Oh, honey, take a chance on us,
I'm a little more dangerous!
Now, my daddy wore a necktie,
And my granddad wore a vest,
They both knew how to treat a lady,
And I reckon they knew best.
But Daddy never met you,
And Granddad
never knew What a man might do When a woman like you
Says, "Come on, I've got something to prove!"
I'm a little more dangerous!
(Just a little!) A little less polite!
(That's right!) Got a whole lot of trouble And we're dancing through
the night! I can be your gentleman,
I can be your fool,
But if you want a quiet evening,
Honey, I ain't right for you!
Oh, honey, take a chance on us,
I promise I won't make a fuss— Well,
maybe just a little fuss!
I'm a little more dangerous!
"Now, who said I was trouble?"