Whiskers’ Kitchen Boss
Yeah,
check it, 1-2, 1-2
In the heart of the kitchen,
who's the boss? (meow)
Whiskers is the boss of the kitchen floor
Chunky black and white,
standing by the door
Got a crooked eye looking at the plate If you're ten seconds
late, you'll seal your fate (yeah)
Big Whiskers, yeah, he's the heavy-set king He hears the can opener,
that's his favorite ring Crooked eye scanning,
tracking every move Nothing gets past him,
he is in the groove If there's salmon on the counter,
he's a phantom in the night Black and white tuxedo,
matching his appetite
Whiskers is the boss of the kitchen floor
Chunky black and white,
standing by the door
Got a crooked eye looking at the plate If you're ten seconds
late, you'll seal your fate (feed me!)
But wait, enter Puffy,
the brother in the house Another monochrome cat but he ain't chasing
no mouse He's a certified spazz,
climbing up the walls Leaving wild surprises down the bathroom halls Yeah,
he poops in the sink,
hates his human dad Running round at midnight,
driving everyone mad (haha)
Whiskers is the boss of the kitchen floor
Chunky black and white,
standing by the door
Got a crooked eye looking at the plate If you're ten seconds
late, you'll seal your fate (yeah)
Whiskers and Puffy, holding down the spot
One wants the food,
the other's losing the plot Yeah,
kitchen kings,
out (meow)