Cat King Chronicles

(purr-r-r) Paws on the hardwood,

quiet as a ghost Claiming the spot where the sun warms the

most

You think you're the master,

you think you’re in charge But a tiny king rules this kingdom

at large With a flick of the tail and an arrogant stare

Knocking my coffee cup right off the chair

Oh, you’re just a cat,

living in your own world

Sleeping on my clean clothes,

perfectly curled

Demanding your dinner at a quarter to three But when you purr,

it’s a sweet melody

Yeah, you scratch up the sofa and you ruin the mat

But I can't stay mad at a cat (meow)

Chasing a laser that isn't quite real Acting like every bug is

a five-course meal

You ignore all the toys that I bought at the store And

play with the cardboard box on the floor You disappear totally,

nowhere in sight Then run through the halls in the middle of

the night (pitter-patter)

Oh, you’re just a cat,

living in your own world

Sleeping on my clean clothes,

perfectly curled

Demanding your dinner at a quarter to three

But when you purr,

it’s a sweet melody

Yeah, you scratch up the sofa and you ruin the mat

But I can't stay mad at a cat

Nine lives to live,

and you spend them all napping

Ears twitching slightly while my keyboard is tapping

You’re a tiny apex predator

trapped in my flat

A fuzzy little tyrant,

and that is just that

So meow at the window,

meow at the door

Meow at the kibble spilled out on the floor You own the

whole house, I'm just paying the rent A purr-fect companion,

one hundred percent (meow,

purr-r-r)