Crapstorm Freestyle Comedy

Yeah, we

doing this right

now

Just because (hahaha)

I woke up in a funny mood Didn't want no regular breakfast

food I walked into the bathroom,

locked the door Decided to do what I never did before Yeah,

I stepped into the tub with a grin And that's where the

chaos had to begin (oh

no)

I'm shitting in my shower just because Forget about the rules,

forget what it was I'm shitting in my shower,

making a mess No real reason,

just clearing my stress

(yeah, just because)

Now I'm looking down,

trying to make it drain Using my toes,

man, it's such a pain Stomping it down like grapes for some

wine This bathroom experiment is not going fine (help me) My roommate's

knocking, asking what's the smell

I can't even find the words to tell

I'm shitting in my shower just because Forget about the rules,

forget what it was I'm shitting in my shower,

making a mess No real reason,

just clearing my stress (whoops)

Why did I

do this? (why?) It seemed like a good idea

in my

head Now

I'm standing here

In absolute

regret

Never doing that again (never again)

Call the plumber,

call my mom

Yeah...

just because (hahaha)