Pickles Reigns Potatoes Drop

Yeah, listen up Bow down to the crown (haha)

Pickles the capybara sitting on the throne

Ruling over waters that he calls his own

He looks at the market,

looks at the street

He says the potatoes are incredibly cheap (so cheap)

He is the ruler,

the master of the green

Best rodent monarch

that you've ever seen

He makes the call,

the prices start to drop

Now get ready for the weight to pop

Pickles is

the king! (what?) Potatoes are cheap!

(yeah!) All praise the capybara!

Chilling in the hot spring,

orange on his head

Ruling all the kingdom from his grassy bed

No gold coins needed when the crop is fine

Cheap potatoes for the whole royal line

(bacon and chives!)

Pickles the true king Yeah,

he said it Cheap

potatoes (haha)