Doggy Feast

(snort,

bark, meow)

The turkey's in the oven,

smelling warm and sweet

But under the table,

four paws seek a treat

Mickey's got the puppy eyes,

looking so sincere

Hoping that a drumstick might just disappear

But he'll just eat some wrapping paper instead (crunch crunch)

Guinness and Stout are

waiting by the stove

Acting like they found a giant treasure cove

Two big shadows drooling on the kitchen floor

Ready to knock down the pantry door

(snort, huff)

Oh, it's Thanksgiving Day with the backyard crew

Trying to steal the gravy and the stuffing too

And up on the counter,

looking mighty grand Is Schnapps the cat,

the boss of the land

Knocking over cranberry sauce with a paw (crash)

Mickey's chasing shadows under the chair

Stout has got potato flakes stuck in his hair

Guinness fell asleep by the warm fireplace

While Schnapps plans a heist in outer space (meow)

Oh, it's Thanksgiving Day with the backyard crew

Trying to steal the gravy and the stuffing too

And up on the counter,

looking mighty grand

Is Schnapps the cat,

the boss of the land

Knocking over cranberry sauce with a paw

So guard your plates

and watch your pies

Don't fall for those begging,

furry eyes

Happy Thanksgiving from the house of greed (sigh,

bark)