Backyard Bombshells
(hey, check
this out) (one,
two, three, go!)
Me and my friend Frankie chilling in the yard
Summer afternoon, we weren't trying too hard
Just laying in the grass under the blue sky
Everything was quiet as the clouds drifted by
Then out of nowhere comes a sudden surprise
We couldn't quite believe our nose and our eyes
Something was coming, a green little cloud (what is that?)
Bam! A fart bomb blew up the whole backyard!
(oh no!) We were running fast,
gasping so hard!
Frankie's little sister Billie,
she was the one
Laughing in the bushes,
having all the fun! (hahaha)
Frankie shook his head,
looking totally dazed While the smelly green fog left us both amazed
She had the little plastic baggie in her hand
The absolute master of the prankster land
Bam! A fart bomb blew up the whole backyard!
(phew, it smells!) We were running fast,
gasping so hard!
Frankie's little sister Billie,
she was the one
Laughing in the bushes,
having all the fun!
Billie,
oh Billie, what did you
do? (gasping for air)
Now we gotta wash the lawn chair too!
Yeah, she got us good (gotta love little sisters)
(smells like victory)