Feline ER Lament

Siam Moon born, four months old,

chocolate on her face,

Stephanie bred a diva,

now she's running the place,

Carrier door swings open,

she's strutting down the hall,

Clipboards, scales, and needles,

she isn't scared at all!

V-v-v-Vinnie, she's the queen of the vet!

Blue eyes blazing, the toughest meezer yet!

Ears get checked, she yawns,

then glares at the tech,

Vinnie on the table,

she's the star of the check!

Weighed her in, shot's done,

didn't even flinch, She's got the whole clinic wrapped around her paw

by an inch, V-v-v-Vinnie,

she's the queen of the vet,

Chocolate point and cocky,

you ain't seen nothing yet!