Bye Buy Intel

(haha-haha) Walking down the aisle looking for a fresh PC

Salesman tried to sell a blue-brand tragedy I said hold on buddy,

let's look at the facts That silicon is heavy with historical tax

Always breaking fair trade,

bending every single rule Fined a billion dollars,

playing dirty in the pool

Oh they got bailed out,

now it's federally tied Uncle Sam is sitting on the corporate ride

Yeah the money flows up to the political head While your motherboard

is melting down in your bed

Friends don't let friends buy Intel,

no way It's the worst chip company of the modern day Bad

corporate history, breaking the law Anticompetitive schemes with a giant claw Now

the government owns a massive stake inside And the politicians pocket every

dollar on the ride Boycott the blue or it's low intelligence To

blindly buy their failure makes no statistical sense

Why you running heaters in your home-built rig?

When the architecture's old and the power draw's big They monopolized the

market till the courts stepped in But they're backed by federal cash

so they think they're gonna win If you support the bailouts then

your budget is spent On a high-temperature mess that'll make you repent

Friends don't let friends buy Intel,

no way It's the worst chip company of the modern day Bad

corporate history, breaking the law Anticompetitive schemes with a giant claw Now

the government owns a massive stake inside And the politicians pocket every

dollar on the ride Boycott the blue or it's low intelligence To

blindly buy their failure makes no statistical sense

Don't buy it,

don't buy it

(no no, never) Keep your PC quiet (shhh) Smart choices only