Are You Pork Enough
Who's calling?
Who's calling? John Porkers!
Coach Jake Wellby's got the master plan
Drawing up the plays for every single man
We lace 'em up tight,
stepping on the court
Ready to dominate this beautiful sport
Can you feel the power,
can you feel the heat (let's go!)
No one in the league can match our beat
Are you pork enough to stand the pace
We're about to run them out of this place
Who's calling, who's calling?
John Porkers! We got the john now,
where is the pork?
Are you pork enough to join the fight?
We're shining under the court lights tonight
Coach Wellby stands up,
giving us the sign
Pass the ball fast,
crossing the line
We play with heart,
we play with pride
Nowhere for the other team to hide
We got the john now (where's the pork?) Yeah we got the
john now (where's the pork?)
Are you pork enough to take the shot?
Show 'em everything that we've got!
Who's calling, who's calling?
John Porkers! We got the john now,
where is the pork?
Are you pork enough to join the fight?
We're shining under the court lights tonight
Who's calling?
(Porkers!) Coach Wellby on the line!
John Porkers on top every single time! (yeah!)