Mudlocked Eljay Anthem

(hey,

hey,

let's

go!)

Down at the lake with a bamboo rod

Eljay's waiting for a bite from a cod (here fishy fishy!) But

he slipped off the bank,

oh what a dud

Now he's sinking deep in the gooey mud!

Eljay, Eljay! Catching the fish (yay!) Eljay,

Eljay! Mud in his dish Then he runs to the field,

kicks the soccer ball Oh no,

a wet rumble, he drops in a squall!

He was driving down the wing,

looking so bold Ready for a shot,

or so we were told

But his tummy gave a warning,

a terrible sound Now there's a smelly puddle on the penalty mound!

(oh gross!)

From the muddy swamp to the soccer grass Poor little Eljay just

ran out of gas (smelly,

smelly,

oh so smelly!)

Eljay, Eljay! Catching the fish (yay!) Eljay,

Eljay! Mud in his dish Then he runs to the field,

kicks the soccer ball Oh no,

a wet rumble, he drops in a squall!

No more fishing, go take a bath!

(bye bye, Eljay!)