Emoji Cat Disstrack
(ha ha,
wait a minute) Just wanted funny videos...
Why is this on my phone?
Scrolling through the feed at two a.m.
Looking for a laugh,
check the screen again Clicked one single clip by accident Now the
algorithm lost all common sense Animated kittens dancing out of line Cranking
out routines all across the timeline One bad tap and the feed
turned chaotic Every single scroll is purely neurotic (get them off my
screen!)
Emoji cat dancing everywhere I look!
Clicked one clip and the whole feed's cooked!
Emoji cat showing stuff they shouldn't show
Clear the history, delete and let it go!
(why won't they ban it?)
Thumb keeps swiping but it never ends
Wild cartoons doing dances for the trends
Flagging every post, hit the button 'not for me'
Ten seconds later, back in front of me
Cartoon faces pushing past the line Breaking community guidelines in real time
How did this slip through the filter gate?
Now my whole feed's sealed with this strange fate!
(make it stop!)
Emoji cat dancing everywhere I look!
Clicked one clip and the whole feed's cooked!
Emoji cat showing stuff they shouldn't show
Clear the history, delete and let it go!
(it's out of control!)
Close the app...
Open it right back...
Still right there...
Whiskers dancing on attack...
Three, two, one, swipe!
I'm throwing the whole phone away!
(ha ha ha!)
No more feeds today!