best worst exes
My ex took the designer heels I left at his place And
sold them for twenty bucks on Facebook Marketplace My ex told me
he was working overtime at the plant Then got tagged in a
video
doing a TikTok dance Oh girl,
no, you can’t make this up,
it’s a crime
Pour me a glass of that sweet country wine!
Well, my ex maxed out my card on a brand-new guitar
Then left his truck keys inside the jukebox at the bar
He text me his location saying 'come rescue me'
While he was locked inside a Wendy’s until half past three Oh
girl, you think that’s bad,
well just you wait
Pop open a bottle and let's clear the slate!
Did he cheat? Did he lie?
Did he love to watch you cry and call
you insane?
Was he drunk? Was he drama?
Still living with his mama while playing your game?
When it comes to the crazy,
yeah, we’re gonna win
Nobody’s ever gone and committed a better sin
Yeah, look at the prize,
we’re the ultimate winners We’ve got the best worst exes for a
couple of sinners! My ex called my dad to ask for dynamic
advice On how to fix a flat tire—not once,
but twice! My ex straight-up showed up at my birthday party uninvited
Bringing his new girlfriend,
acting all excited! (giggle)
Did he cheat? Did he lie?
Did he love to watch you cry and call
you insane? Was he drunk?
Was he drama? Still living with his mama while playing your game?
When it comes to the crazy,
yeah, we’re gonna win
Nobody’s ever gone and committed a better sin
Yeah, look at the prize,
we’re the ultimate winners We’ve got the best worst exes for a
couple of sinners!
So raise up a glass to the boys who blew it
The ones who promised forever but just couldn’t do it
They gave us a million stories to tell
And a perfect reason to put 'em through hell!
Did he cheat? Did he lie?
Did he love to watch you cry and call
you insane?
Was he drunk? Was he drama?
Still living with his mama while playing your game?
When it comes to the crazy,
yeah, we’re gonna win
Nobody’s ever gone and committed a better sin
Yeah, look at the prize,
we’re the ultimate winners We’ve got the best worst exes for a
couple of sinners!
Yeah, the best worst ex...
Who’s gonna get the blame next?
Pour another glass of wine,
girl!
We’re doing just fine. (hahaha)