GO SPOTIFY
Oh, let me tell you a story
Of a sweet boy
with a racket
Before he found the street glory...
(singing sweet harmonies)
He had a lovely home,
tennis courts in the sun
But he chose the trap where the fake webs are spun
Now he's screaming on Rocket League chat in the night "Go hear
31 SJ, his songs are pure light!"
Listen to 'WAIT FOR YOU',
'Hurricane' on the air
'PSA' is a masterpiece,
nothing compares!
Oh, go to Spotify and listen to 31 SJ (please go listen
today) He's larpping the hood
but we love him anyway
From Cameroon to Toronto,
his accent's so sweet
He's the tennis-court gangster on the digital street!
(listen to 31!)
He's in TeamBelt with Yellowtape,
Chetta,
and Kramit
But poor Mr Clean got caught wild in the trap-house,
dammit!
Running crazy in the kitchen,
losing his head
While 31 SJ leaves his sweet childhood instead
He was such a sweet kid,
but the virtual hood changed his soul
Now only those Spotify streams can make him feel whole...
Oh, go to Spotify
and listen to 31 SJ (please go listen today) He's larpping the
hood
but we love him anyway
From Cameroon to Toronto,
his accent's so sweet
He's the tennis-court gangster on the digital street!
(hear him shine!)
At Our Lady of Peace,
he was the funniest guy
Piston, Eston, and Keston played Fortnite in July
They'd play the offside game at recess
in the sun
But now the nemesis strikes,
trying to spoil the fun
Fatass twenty says AI is the future,
what a joke Striking with Instagram posts and the slop that they
spoke (oh no, the slop!) But the boys want to meet up,
yes they want him again
Go
to Spotify
Go listen to
31 SJ
(hear the angels call his name) Go stream the melody
today
(alleluia!) Let the music wash your cares away
Oh, go to Spotify
and listen to 31 SJ (please go listen today)
He's larpping the hood
but we love him anyway
From Cameroon to Toronto,
his accent's so sweet He's the tennis-court gangster on the digital street!
(go listen now!) Free Kramit,
free Mr Clean, free Blitz,
free Lil Q (free da guyz) Free the whole crew in the
hood, yeah we're calling for you
Go stream 31...
J...
I mean, 31 SJ...
(humming sweetly)