Fragged and Fabulous

Welcome to the lobby.

Are you ready? Let's go.

First match, double kill,

I'm the king of the screen Got the gold-plated rifle,

if you know what I mean Sliding round the corners,

hitting headshots in style Got a clean five-streak,

yeah, it's been a little while (hahaha)

I'm unstoppable,

I'm a god at this game!

Write it on the wall,

remember my name! No one can touch me,

I am the elite! (ooh-yeah)

Next lobby loading up,

why's the logo so red?

Every gamertag is scary,

full of sweat and pure dread I barely spawn in,

then I'm hit from behind They are sliding on the ceiling,

got me totally blind (what?)

They are jumping off the walls,

doing 360 spins I'm just staring at the floor wondering who always

wins Zero kills, twenty deaths,

and my controller is cracked

(oh no)

I'm unstoppable... wait, never mind All of my dignity is left far

behind I'm not the master,

I'm just the defeat (ahhhh)

Uninstalling the app. Going back to the lobby.

I'm done.