Tickledibyte 5000
Are your soles feeling sluggish?
Tired of boring footrubs?
Introducing the ultimate revolution... (woo!)
Plug it in the wall,
turn the dial to nine Guaranteed to send shivers right down your
spine
Twin rotating bristles made of silicone velvet You didn't know you needed
it, but now you can't help it (yeah,
here it comes)
Power surging through the floor You can't take it anymore Set the
motor up to high Wave those heavy boots goodbye! (hahaha)
It's the Toe Tickler 5000,
watch 'em wiggle and shake!
Got the kind of funny vibration you just can't fake!
From your pinky to your big one,
feel the buzz start to roll
Toe Tickler 5000, got total control!
(tickle tickle, oh yeah)
Three speed settings: gentle,
giddy, and spin
Once the rubber bristles catch,
you break into a grin
Grandma tried it once,
now she's dancing round the rug
Hugging on the gadget like an old best friend's hug (she won't
let it go!)
Dial it up past danger zone Best sensation ever known Feet are
kicking in the air Feathered rollers everywhere!
(look out now!)
It's the Toe Tickler 5000,
watch 'em wiggle and shake!
Got the kind of funny vibration you just can't fake!
From your pinky to your big one,
feel the buzz start to roll
Toe Tickler 5000, got total control!
(woo! do it again!)
Motor humming, zero gravity Total relief for your anatomy (tickle that,
tickle this) Just three easy payments of ninety-nine cents!
It's the Toe Tickler 5000,
watch 'em wiggle and shake!
Got the kind of funny vibration you just can't fake!
From your pinky to your big one,
feel the buzz start to roll
Toe Tickler 5000, got total control!
(hahaha, yeah, can't stop now!)
Toe Tickler 5000, got total control!
Batteries not included.
Order yours today. (giggle)