

On the night of death
When the children lay
in bed
Only one thing creaks
A floorboard makes a squeak
You crouch down low,
look out the window
You see the sleigh and reindeer
of the Jolly Fat Man
(the Jolly Fat Man)
Something about the deer is off The necks are too long,
and the eye's popped off You hear a rustle from under your
bed Thinking its Santa,
playing again
You're not dumb, you think to yourself He's in the living room,
placing presents
But when you go down to catch the man You feel a
feeling, one of a man Watching intently,
waiting, hunting "This is not the Jolly Fat Man."
So run
Run
Christmas time is done
done
can't deny you're scared scared
couldn't care any more
Saint Nick ain't a saint no more (no more!)
(ain't a saint no more)