

Everything
is perfectly normal, my friends.
Your taxes have successfully purchased...
Absolute peace of mind.
We
built a golden ceiling in the high-rise hall
To cover up the plaster that is about to fall Just sign
the document, don't read the tiny font
We know exactly what your bank accounts don't want
Dance in the rubble,
drink the cheap champagne!
The ship is sinking but we love the rain!
Cough up your savings,
buy another round! We're going down,
down, down to the underground!
Wait, that's not the ledger,
put those papers down!
Is that a microphone?
Why are you in my town?
The assets are protected in a tropical breeze
Ignore the smoke, it's just a seasonal sneeze
It is totally fine!
(No it ain't!) Just sign the line!
(A cheap coat of paint!) We have the cure!
(We have the disease!) Get on your knees!
Dance in the rubble,
drink the cheap champagne!
The ship is sinking but we love the rain!
Cough up your savings,
buy another round! We're going down,
down, down to the underground!
Thank you for
your cooperation.
Your accounts
have been successfully debited.
Permanently. (hahaha)
Wait, where are the exits?
Turn off the music! (ahhhh)