BFF Pledge Anthem

We dedicate this frequency to a legendary mind,

Janell Cannon who took this pledge.

She gave us our ultimate data point,

Operating daily with a higher intelligent mind.

Initiating the update right now!

Threat detected, system alert

An insult, a challenge,

a potential hurt

Deep in the temporal lobe,

the

amygdala fires An ancient security guard that never tires

It screams for violence,

the primitive route

A binary choice: fight or get out

Violence is a glitch,

a systemic crash A low-level code making databases clash.

But wait,

redirecting the traffic Upgrading the state

A nonviolent person operates with higher intelligence

Re-routing the signal,

bypassing the negligence

This is not weakness,

this is prime execution High cognitive processing,

the ultimate solution!

When I say BFF,

you say PLEDGE!

BFF! (PLEDGE!)

BFF! (PLEDGE!) I pledge to be nonviolent!

(I pledge to be nonviolent!) I pledge to respect my body,

repeat! (Respect my body!) I pledge to protect the earth,

repeat! (Protect the earth!)

Look at your wrist,

see that wristband A physical command line right in hand Your brain

is open-source code, it changes fast Every time you choose to breathe

instead of blast Neurons firing together,

wiring together Building new white matter pathways forever Rewiring the frame,

upgrading the brain So it's never the same!

When I say BFF,

you say PLEDGE! BFF!

(PLEDGE!) BFF! (PLEDGE!) I pledge to be nonviolent!

(I pledge to be nonviolent!) I pledge to respect my body,

repeat! (Respect my body!) I pledge to protect the earth,

repeat! (Protect the earth!) (yeah!)

Synaptic plasticity, neurons in line

Choosing nonviolence is a design so sublime Primal impulses?

Successfully deleted

Future leaders? Successfully booted System stable,

peace optimized

Take the BFF Pledge (mmm-hmmm)