Glorious Muk Unleashed
Yeah...
Mm-hmm...
Listen up, everybody!
We're here to talk about
someone special,
someone who is great,
someone
unmatched!
In the land of Bethesda Maryland,
where the other people sit around all day,
There’s a power on the court,
a man who stands tall day after day.
Oh, he ain't no average hooper,
he ain't no common slouch,
He’s will raise up the standard
till the very end of time!
Oh, the Glorious Muk!
(Glorious Muk!)
Unstoppable, he’s averaging
40!
Oh, the Glorious Muk!
(Glorious Muk!) Right where he belongs!
From the middle of the paint to the logo,
he’s the greatest force that can ever be found!
'Cause the Muk is the Muk of all Muks who shall not
be
mucked! Oh yeah! (Shall not be mucked!)
You can try to shake his foundation,
try to take the ball away,
But the Muk isn’t shaken,
he’s here, and he’s here to stay!
He’s got the shine,
he’s got the skills,
he’s got the grand design,
shooting from the logo and making it every time.
Oh, the Glorious Muk!
(Glorious Muk!) Unstoppable, he’s averaging 40!
Oh, the Glorious Muk!
(Glorious Muk!) Right where he belongs!
From the middle of the paint to the logo,
he’s the greatest force that can ever be found!
'Cause the Muk is the Muk of all Muks who shall not
be mucked! Oh yeah!
(Shall not be mucked!)
(Lead) Can anything slow him down?
(Choir) No, no,
never! (Lead) Is he gonna lose his crown?
(Choir) Holds on forever!
(Lead) Tell me, who’s the greatest of all?
(Choir) The Muk! (Lead) Who’s never gonna miss?
(Choir) The Muk! (Lead) Can anybody muk him?
(Choir) NOBODY CAN!
Oh, the Glorious Muk!
(Glorious Muk!) Unstoppable, he’s averaging
40! Oh, the Glorious Muk!
(Glorious Muk!) Right where he belongs!
From the middle of the paint to the logo,
he’s the greatest force that can ever be found!
'Cause the Muk is the Muk of all Muks who shall not
be mucked! Oh yeah!
Who shall not... (shall not...) No,
you cannot muk the Muk...
Standing high, standing proud...
The Muk is the Muk of all Muks
who shall not be mucked!