Race Start Mayhem
Turn the key again mate,
come on! Nah, she's cooked,
spark plugs are buggered!
(yeah,
HBG in the shed,
let's go)
Out in the dirt track,
purple ute revvin'
Got the HBG chain hanging down to heaven
Turn the key in the race car,
click-click-nah
Battery is flat while I'm screaming at the star!
Grab the rubber mallet,
give the starter motor tap
Spill a cold tinny right into my lap
Hawthorn playing on the telly getting smoked
Brown and gold pretenders,
whole squad's a joke!
Collingwood forever, black and white pride!
(Up the Pies!) Hawthorn getting smashed on the boundary line!
Home Boy G got the hammer in his hand Race car won't
start in the middle of the land!
Collingwood forever,
yell it out loud (Get in there!) Hawthorn sucks,
boo 'em in the crowd!
Up on the hoist,
red chassis in the air
Wrenching on the block with grease in my hair
Kangaroos jumping through the red desert dust
While the Hawks backline turns into rust!
HBG neck tat, black leather vest Pies at the MCG,
put 'em to the test Cracked
manifold, hear the turbos stall Still rep the Magpies right through the
wall!
Collingwood forever, black and white pride!
(Up the Pies!) Hawthorn getting smashed on the boundary line!
Home Boy G got the hammer in his hand Race car won't
start in the middle of the land!
Collingwood forever,
yell it out loud (Carn the Pies!) Hawthorn sucks,
boo 'em in the crowd!
Down in the workshop,
four o'clock chime
Hot meat pie keeping me in my prime
Hawthorn losing on the TAB board
While I jumpstart the battery with a bloody lead cord!
(one more turn, come on mate!)
Collingwood forever, black and white pride!
(Never stop!) Hawthorn getting smashed on the boundary line!
Home Boy G got the hammer in his hand Race car won't
start in the middle of the land!
Collingwood forever,
yell it out loud
(Carn the Pies!) Hawthorn sucks,
boo 'em in the crowd!
There she goes!
Nah, stalled again.
Ah well, at least Hawthorn copped fifty points.
Up the Pies! Home Boy G out!
(hahaha,
grab us another tinny)