Andrew Loudmouth Shuffle
Yo,
can someone please tell Andrew to keep it down for two seconds?
(shhh) Seriously man, just
listen...
Here comes Andrew with his mouth wide open Brain completely blank and
the volume broken Walked into the class screaming about a cheese stick
Tripped on his shoelace and blamed it on a magic trick (cmon
man) Put his hoodie on backward,
yelling that he went blind Got two thoughts left fighting in his
mind He’s debating with a wall at a hundred decibels
Chewing on an eraser like it's edible
That's Andrew, turn the volume down Loudest clueless kid in the whole
dang town
(shouting nonsense)
Zero common sense, yelling out of control Somebody please pass the kid
a mute button console!
Saw him staring at a carton with total confusion Said "Bro,
drinking milk is an optical illusion" (what?) Took an open-book test and
he brought a phonebook Stuck a penny in his nose,
gave a proud little look
He’s a megaphone strapped to a bowling pin Never knows the joke
but he laughs with a double chin (hahaha) Got the brain of
a moth and the volume of a jet plane
That's Andrew,
turn the volume down Loudest clueless kid in the whole dang town
(what is he doing?)
Zero common sense, yelling out of control Somebody please pass the kid
a mute button console!
He just tried to plug a carrot
in a wall plug
Then he asked the vacuum cleaner for a quick hug
(why Andrew? why?)
Please don't hand him a megaphone I'm begging you...
That's Andrew,
turn the volume down Loudest clueless kid in the whole dang town
(somebody stop him!)
Zero common sense, yelling out of control Somebody please pass the kid
a mute button console!
He just swallowed a marble,
didn't he?
(ahhhh) Andrew, sit down.
Just...
please sit down.