Impeach Lindstrom

(one, two, fuck it,

go!)

Aiden Lindstrom stole the house fund dry

Bought a boat and told the dean a lie

Cabinet meetings in a hot tub full of foam

Leaving thirty grand in debt right at our home

He's embezzling the dues,

running from the heat

(bullshit!) Time to kick this asshole out into the street

Impeach Aiden Lindstrom,

kick him out the door!

Corrupt little crook, we ain't taking no more!

Take his fucking gavel,

tear his posters down

Worst damn president in this whole college town!

(fuck you, Aiden!) Padded the ballot box with fake pledge votes

Wrote himself a bonus on official notes

Now the beer tap's dry and the landlord's pissed

Got his smug little face on our hit list

Yeah the senate took a vote,

unanimously agreed

(get out!)

Cut the golden parachute of his fucking greed

Impeach Aiden Lindstrom, kick him out the door!

Corrupt little crook, we ain't taking no more!

Take his fucking gavel,

tear his posters down

Worst damn president in this whole college town!

(get him out!) Pack your shit up,

pack your polo shirt Watch your little empire crumble in the dirt

(pack it up, asshole!)

Impeach Aiden Lindstrom,

kick him out the door!

Corrupt little crook, we ain't taking no more!

Take his fucking gavel,

tear his posters down

Worst damn president in this whole college town!

(fuck off, Aiden!)

Motion passed,

by the way.

You're fired, Lindstrom.

(fuck you!)