Momma's Boy

(ruff,

ruff) (meow,

hiss)

Who gets her, huh?

Yeah, who gets her?

(woof) Listen up, little fella,

let me make this clear I'm the number one boy,

been her favorite for a year I protect the whole house,

I fetch the tennis ball You just sleep on the couch,

doing nothing at all

She walks me in the morning,

yeah, we run through the park

You just run from the vacuum and hide in the dark (hahaha) (purr)

Oh please, typical canine,

loud and naive

I'm the king of this kingdom,

she will never leave

I don't need a cheap leash just to walk by her side

I've got grace, I've got class,

I've got family pride I curl up on her chest,

make her stress melt away

You just shed on her rugs and get dirty all day (snooty

laugh)

Who gets the momma?

Who's her favorite guy?

Is it the bark or the purr when she's walking by?

(meow) (woof) Two brothers in the house but we cannot share

Who gets the momma's love?

Who's the rightful heir?

I catch the flying discs,

I sit and I stay!

I catch the laser pointer,

I'm the king of play!

She calls me her good boy,

she rubs my big belly!

She feeds me premium tuna,

you just smell like jelly!

She's coming home!

Quick,

act nice! (purr)

(pant, pant) (meow)

(bark) Hey momma!