Twenty Twenty Six Anthem
(ha!) January barely started Then it took our Manny away Left his lead
beside the doorway And a silence that just stayed Then Giggs went
too, like somehow One goodbye was not enough Twenty twenty six came
swinging And it never let the fuck up
They say everything has a reason
Yeah, I’m not buying that shit Some years just need to know
Exactly where they can stick it
Twenty twenty six can eat a bowl of dicks Take your bad
luck, bad news And choke a little on it We’re still here,
still us Still laughing through the shit
Thirteen and thirteen (TWENTY SIX!) Twenty twenty six (CAN EAT A BOWL
OF DICKS!) Raise a glass to Manny and Giggs And every day
we miss If this year came to break us Well,
it fucking missed
Some mornings hit a little harder Some nights you feel them near
Funny how the ones you love Can still feel like they’re here
And through every stupid setback
Every kick below the ribs I look across and there you are
Still taking on this shit
Maybe thirteen’s just a number Maybe luck is what you make Put
unlucky next to unlucky And somehow we’re still okay I don’t need
a silver lining I don’t need a lesson learned I’d trade every
bit of wisdom Just to get back what we’ve lost But I’ve
still got you beside me And you’ve still got me too So
if thirteen means unlucky Then fuck it,
make it two
Thirteen and thirteen Twenty six (hummmm)
Twenty twenty six can eat a bowl of dicks We cried enough
this year We’re done contributing We’re still here,
still us Still taking the piss
Thirteen and thirteen Yeah,
that makes twenty six Here’s to Manny Here’s to Giggs Here’s to
everyone we miss Here’s to love surviving
Every ugly bit of this If this year came to break us
Well, it fucking missed Twenty twenty six Can eat a bowl of
dicks