Tweed Jacket Mayhem

Yeah,

look

Who’s that in the tweed jacket?

Teddy in the back,

causing a racket.

He acts innocent, but the man’s a menace.

Listen.

Step in the spot,

no words, just mumbles Mr.

Bean on the loose and the whole town crumbles You think he's

just a goofy guy trying to live sweet But he’s a low-key

criminal kingpin on the street Trying to eat a sandwich,

now the park is in a panic Trying to change his trousers,

now the traffic is dramatic How you wreck a whole town just

to put on your pants?

Got the local police force doing a dance.

He’s an accidental villain,

yeah, he does it with a smile

Stealing people's cars, driving sideways for a mile

Ruining the function,

causing public chaos If you see the lime-green Mini,

better pay us! Yeah,

he’s innocent? Nah, that’s a lie

Leaving absolute destruction everywhere he passes by.

Let's talk about the gallery,

you went too far

You sneezed on Whistler’s Mother,

ruined priceless art!

Wiped it with a rag,

smeared ink on the face

How you not in handcuffs?

Man, you a disgrace!

Riding on the roof of your car in an armchair

Braking with a mop,

driving people to despair You hit the blue three-wheeler,

flip it right on its side Then you walk away laughing,

nowhere to hide.

He’s an accidental villain,

yeah, he does it with a smile

Stealing people's cars, driving sideways for a mile

Ruining the function,

causing public chaos If you see the lime-green Mini,

better pay us! Yeah,

he’s innocent? Nah, that’s a lie

Leaving absolute destruction everywhere he passes by.

Yeah... respect the Teddy,

though. Shoutout London. Accidental criminal. (hahaha)