Crime Mastermind Anthem
Oh, what a lovely little day
What a lovely little town
Everybody's smiling...
What a shame I'm coming 'round (hahaha)
Now, where were we?
Got a trick up my sleeve and a spring in my shoe
Got a wonderful surprise coming straight for you!
Got a smile so sweet and a plan so mean I'm the
finest little nightmare you've ever seen!
Oh, the sirens go wee-oo,
the people go run And I tip my little hat 'cause I'm
having such fun! They can shout,
they can scream, they can call the police But a mastermind like
me doesn't come with a leash!
Oh, I'm charming! (HOW CHARMING!) I'm alarming!
(SO ALARMING!) And the trouble that I'm starting...
IS JUST GETTING STARTED!
One little lie, two little tricks Three little problems that nobody can
fix! Four little knocks on a locked-up door...
OH, YOU WANT MORE?
WELL, I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE!
OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CRIME!
WHAT A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL TIME!
GOT THE WHOLE WORLD SPINNING,
AND I'M JUST BEGINNING,
'CAUSE I'M THE CRIME MASTERMIND!
(HA-HA-HA!) WHAT A SHOW!
WATCH ME STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT EVERYWHERE I GO!
OH-OH-OH, FEELING FINE! NO ONE CAN STOP ME,
I'M THE CRIME MASTERMIND!
LA-LA-LAWLESS! (HEY!) LA-LA-LAWLESS! (HO!) BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING,
DID YOU? NO!
Well, I woke up late,
but I'm right on time For a little bit of mischief and
a rather big crime!
Got a black monkey mask and a pocketful of flair When the
whole town's looking, I'm already elsewhere!
They say, "You're a menace!" I say,
"Why, thank you!" They say,
"You're surrounded!"
I say, "Are you sure?"
Look behind you. TOO SLOW!
Now I'm skipping down the street with a laugh and a grin
If trouble is a contest,
then I'm born to win!
One little step,
two little schemes
Three little wishes and a pocketful of dreams!
They can lock me away,
they can draw the line...
BUT YOU CAN'T PUT A LOCK ON A MASTERMIND!
OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CRIME!
WHAT A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL TIME!
GOT THE WHOLE WORLD SPINNING,
AND I'M JUST BEGINNING,
'CAUSE I'M THE CRIME MASTERMIND!
(HA-HA-HA!) WHAT A SHOW!
WATCH ME STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT EVERYWHERE I GO!
OH-OH-OH, FEELING FINE!
NO ONE CAN STOP ME,
I'M THE CRIME
MASTERMIND!
They tell you every villain Has a price that he must pay
That sooner or later They'll come and take me away
But here's a little secret A little truth of mine...
I don't believe in losing...
WHEN I'M THE ONE WHO DRAWS THE LINE!
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?!
(HAHAHAHA!) Lawless takes the crown!