Good evening
Ladies and gentlemen I'm your man
All the way from Tahiti
They wouldn't let me back in
Fiji
The woman in red wants to
have a dance Oh,
the woman in red,
I'm her only chance And the
girl in black likes the way
I sing
The girl in black,
oh, she bought the ring
The girl in green,
yeah, she loves my band The
girl in green,
she gave me her hand The
girl in pink is gonna have
my kid
The girl in pink,
well, you know what I did
At least I think I did
The lights were dim Call the
babysitter, I'm going out
To play my songs for you
all night long
The baby in white,
he cries for me
The baby in white,
his mom's in the balcony And
the baby in blue loves my
guitar The baby in blue,
well, he looks like me
The baby in black has my
eye The baby in black,
I wish he would nap,
not cry The baby in red
has my DNA
The baby in red,
he's in the back,
he'll have to wait Please take
a number,
kid, I'm on my break
The woman in red,
she's not my type
The woman in red,
she drinks a lot of wine
The woman in green's had a
few of me
The woman in green is still
in therapy The woman in black
thinks I am God The woman
in black, oh,
her hair is long The woman
in pink,
she's gonna be my wife
The woman in pink,
she's changing her name to mine
But keeping her ex's Netflix,
that's fine Call the babysitter,
I'm going out
To play my songs for you
all night long
The baby in white,
he cries for me
The baby in white,
his mom's in the balcony And
the baby in blue loves my
guitar The baby in blue,
well, he looks like me
The baby in black has my
eye The baby in black,
I wish he would nap,
not cry The baby in red
has my DNA
The baby in red,
he's in the back,
he'll have to wait Call the
babysitter, I'm going out To play
my songs for you all night
long The baby in white,
he cries for me
The baby in white,
his mom's in the balcony And
the baby in blue loves my
guitar The baby in blue,
well, he looks like me
The baby in black has my
eye The baby in black,
I wish he would nap,
not cry The baby in red
has my DNA The baby in
red, he's in the back,
he'll have to wait
If you're missing child support
Please see me after the song