Johnny Newport Showdown

One, two, three, let's go! (yee-haw)

Johnny Newport, born with a cowboy hat,

Sings so loud the neighbors all scatter like cats.

Dreams of fame on a local stage,

But he’s stuck in Texas,

turning the page. (turn that page!)

Johnny Newport’s gonna take the crown,

Struttin’ through the spotlight in a one-horse town.

He’s got the voice,

he’s got the flair,

Even if the judges just laugh and stare.

(look at 'em stare!)

He brags about his pickup and his rodeo boots,

Writes songs ‘bout his mama and his hometown roots.

Every note’s a battle,

every line’s a fight,

Johnny’s sure he’s the star tonight.

(oh yeah!)

He says, “I’m the legend you ain’t heard yet,

The pride of Newport,

place your bet!”

Crowd’s confused but they clap along,

Johnny Newport’s still singing his song.

(clap along now!)

Johnny Newport’s gonna take the crown,

Even if the judges try to turn him down.

With a wink and a grin,

he’ll sing it loud,

Johnny Newport forever makes his town proud!

(so proud!)