

Go!
It looked so small,
so red and bright
I took a bite,
thought I'd be fine But now my throat
is catching fire
The temperature is climbing higher (agggh)
My eyes are tearing up,
I cannot breathe
Get me some milk,
oh, I beg and plead!
Carolina Reaper,
what have you done?
This isn't funny,
this isn't fun! I see the light,
I'm fading fast This little pepper
might be my last!
(save me!)
My stomach feels like boiling lead I'm sweating bullets,
face turns red The heat is clawing at my chest This was
a terrible, awful test
(water is a lie!)
Carolina Reaper,
what have you done?
This isn't funny,
this isn't fun!
I see the light,
I'm fading fast This little pepper
might be my last! (noooo!)
Never again...
(coughing) Just bury me in ice...