Legal Vibes Reggae

Yeah, yeah…

Welcome to Extra Storage Now!

Got some things you need to put away?

Cool, cool…

Just make sure they’re legal,

okay?

Got your old guitar and your camping gear,

Christmas decorations from this time last year,

A box of books and a bike with a flat,

All good things—yeah, we can store that!

But if you’re thinkin’ “Maybe this’ll do,” For somethin’ that the law

says you can’t bring through,

Let me tell you with a smile today: That kind of stuff

has got to stay away!

What can you store?

Your legal stuff!

What can’t you store?

The illegal stuff!

Keep it clean!

Keep it right!

Extra Storage Now— Store it legal,

sleep at night!

No stolen goods, no shady stash,

No mystery boxes full of cash—

Well, cash ain’t illegal,

but here’s the deal:

If it’s not allowed,

it’s not part of the reel!

No explosives, no hazardous mess,

No things that put your neighbours under stress,

If you’re not sure what’s allowed inside,

Ask the team—we’ll help you get it right!

What can you store?

Your legal stuff!

What can’t you store?

The illegal stuff!

Keep it clean!

Keep it right!

Extra Storage Now— Store it legal,

sleep at night!

We’ve got space for your sofa,

We’ve got room for your chair,

We’ve got space for your winter coat

and your old teddy bear.

But if you’re askin’,

“Can I hide this here?”

That’s when the answer gets real clear:

Is it legal? YES?

THEN MAYBE!

Is it prohibited?

NO WAY, BABY!

What can you store?

Your legal stuff!

What can’t you store?

The illegal stuff!

Keep it clean! Keep it right!

Extra Storage Now— Store it legal,

sleep at night!

Your stuff. Your space.

Just keep it lawful,

yeah?

Extra Storage Now!

One love… and one storage agreement.