Privileged Pawfect Life

(pant pant pant) (arf!) My private chef prepares the morning plate

Organic venison, I never wait

(yummm) Then off to see my canine therapist

To talk about the mailman I just missed

Oh, it's a ruff life in my diamond collar Barking at the

staff for another dollar (pant pant) Sleeping on a silk and velvet

bed

Only premium hand-fed steak instead!

At two o'clock I have my pedicure

My fur is blown and styled so demure

(ahhhh) I turn my snout up at the plastic bone

I only chew imported French cologne

They bought a mansion just to keep me pleased

But I still choose the rug when I am squeezed (hehehe)

Oh, it's a ruff life in my diamond collar Barking at the

staff for another dollar (arf!) Sleeping on a silk and velvet bed

Only premium hand-fed steak instead!

Yes, I'm the master of this estate

(snort) Now open up the golden gate! (howl)