Christmas Chaos

(hahaha) Mickey is chewing on the plastic tree

Guinness is begging for some turkey grease

Stout knocked the stockings right off the wall (oh no) And Schnapps

is just judging us all

It's a chaotic pet-store holiday

Three rowdy boys who love to play And a cat in the

branches looking so smug (meow) While the dogs tear up the living

room rug

Mickey chased a ribbon right out the door

Guinness left paw prints all over the floor

Stout wants the gingerbread up on the shelf (get down) While Schnapps

hoards the catnip all to himself

It's a chaotic pet-store holiday

Three rowdy boys who love to play And a cat in the

branches looking so smug (meow) While the dogs tear up the living

room rug

We tried to take a family photo by the fire

But Mickey bit the wire

Stout started barking at a shadow on the wall And Schnapps tipped

the tree over, ornaments and all

Mickey, Guinness, and Stout,

please go to sleep (shhh) And Schnapps,

stop making that sound

Merry Christmas to our favorite zoo

(bark bark)