Plug It In 2026 (Synth-Pop / Dance-Pop)
(sputter sputter) Yeah. Listen
up.
2026. Time to
wake up.
You’re at the pump watching the dollars drain Two thousand moving parts
just driving you insane We got regenerative braking,
power to the grid
You’re arguing 'bout the past like a stubborn kid From lithium-ion cells
to thermal management EV tech is the ultimate advancement!
Don’t give me that "range anxiety" line Three hundred miles on a
single charge, by design!
DC fast chargers popping up at every mall
Plug it in for twenty,
yeah, we’re answering the call!
No, it isn't okay to buy anything with an engine EVs have
been ready since twenty-seventeen
If you buy a combustion engine That makes you a climate criminal!
EVs do not cost more,
they save you green
No excuses anymore to be stuck in the past!
Plug it in, let it spin,
let the future begin! (yeah!)
Let’s talk TCO, cost of ownership
No spark plugs, no mufflers to rip Save a thousand bucks a
year on maintenance Tax credits give your wallet enhancement!
Grid is getting greener,
solar on the roof Vehicle-to-Grid,
yeah, data is the proof Power up your home when the blackout
hits Zero tailpipe emissions,
that’s how it fits!
Don’t give me that "charging takes too long" excuse While you’re sleeping
in your bed, the battery's on the juice!
Over-the-air updates while you’re dreaming in your sleep Your car gets better
daily,
the promises we keep!
No, it isn't okay to buy anything with an engine EVs have
been ready since twenty-seventeen
If you buy a combustion engine That makes you a climate criminal!
EVs do not cost more,
they save you green
No excuses anymore to be stuck in the past!
Plug it in, let it spin,
let the future begin!
Solid-state batteries knocking on the door Charging in ten minutes,
we don’t wait no more!
Saving polar bears and the coral reefs and trees Internal combustion is
a dead generation, please!
One,
two... one, two, three,
PLUG IN!
No, it isn't okay to buy anything with an engine EVs have
been ready since twenty-seventeen
If you buy a combustion engine That makes you a climate criminal!
EVs do not cost more,
they save you green
No excuses anymore to be stuck in the past!
Plug it in, let it spin,
let the future begin!
Yeah,
since twenty-seventeen. We been ready.
No more excuses.
Climate criminal?
Not me.
Save money.
Save the planet.
Drive electric. (plug
it in)