Two Billion Overnight
Uh!
Yeah…
FMBO! You want money?
We got money. Well… We did.
One day we’re broke,
can’t find a dime,
Next day—two billion dollars,
right on time. UFR comes knocking,
“Can we get this approved?” FMBO says,
“Sure… what’s a billion or two?”
Execution arm, making missions move,
Finding every dollar and getting things approved.
Unlimited money—that’s the office motto,
Yesterday was zero, today it’s two billion dollars!
Two billion overnight! We make the numbers right!
If you need it,
we’ll find it, If you want it,
we’ll fund it,
FMBO keeps the whole thing tight!
From zero to two billion,
Yeah, that’s just another day— You bring us the problem,
We’ll find a way!
Lt Col Mann is sitting at the top,
Probably wondering, “How did I get this job?” Another crazy problem?
He just shakes his head,
“Well, guess we’re doing this today instead.” Problems he didn’t know could
possibly exist, Somehow land on his desk and make the list.
He looks at the chaos,
takes another sip, Then solves the whole thing like,
“That’s it.”
Tony’s in the details,
keeping everyone straight, Making sure the command doesn’t wander off course or
deviate. Ask him in a meeting,
he’ll have the facts,
Three pages of details and a spreadsheet attached.
Numbers, dates, history, every little clue,
If there’s something you forgot,
Tony probably knew. While everyone else is wondering what went wrong,
Tony’s got the answer before the question comes along.
Nikki stays calm when the whole room spins,
Cowboys on her mind,
and somehow she still wins.
Smart as they come,
never loses her cool,
While everybody panics, Nikki’s following the rules.
Then Marlin’s Ukraine POC—well,
even after the change,
New role, new mission,
but she’s still in the game.
She adapts, she pivots,
she’s ready to rock,
With sad Celine Dion playing around the clock.
“Why are we crying?” “Because Celine.” “Fair enough.”
Northrop’s got the end-of-year pressure on her plate,
Asking, “How am I supposed to make it through this date?” Decorating
Larry’s scooter, making office art,
Then somehow spilling ink on Lululemon before lunch starts.
But she stays collected,
laughs it away, Because that’s just another FMBO day.
End-of-year madness, numbers running wild,
She keeps it together with a grin and a smile.
Alicia’s in civilian pay trying to make it all behave,
“Who needs this much overtime?
Are we trying to get paid?” A1 comes knocking,
“We need money for postal!” Alicia looks around like,
“Didn’t I already solve that?” She takes a deep breath,
opens up the file,
Finds another problem that’s been hiding for a while.
Fix it, fund it,
send it down the line— Then somebody asks for money one more
time.
Jessie’s here for the good times,
trying to understand, “How do you people like numbers?
I don’t get the plan.” He’s trying to keep Larry focused,
trying to keep him on track,
But Larry’s got a million ideas and keeps bringing them back.
Jessie
says, “Larry…”
Larry says, “Yeah?”
“Just stay on task.”
“Absolutely.”
Larry’s young, got a lot left to learn,
Looks at every challenge like it’s his turn.
Thinks there’s nothing in this world he can’t do,
Till running entered the chat and reality came through.
Turns out invincible wasn’t quite his brand,
Gravity had other plans for the man.
But he’s driven, he’s learning,
he’s ready to grow,
And there’s no telling how far that kid will go.
FMBO! Who got the money?
“Nobody!” FMBO! Who found the money?
“Somebody!” FMBO!
How much we got?
“Two billion!” Yesterday? “Zero!”
Two billion overnight!
We make the numbers