Clause’ Carnal Command
Mrs. Claus got that secret fire
Under the tree she's burning with desire
Santa's out delivering toys She's calling me up making naughty noise
(fuck yeah)
She whispers come here
boy don't be late
I've got the milk and cookies but I want it straight
Misses Clause is moist tonight
Fuck the sleigh she's feeling right
Come unwrap this present baby
She's dripping under the mistletoe
(oh yeah)
Red suit on the floor she don't
care
Legs spread wide in the old armchair Candy cane in her hand
she licks it slow
Tells me Santa
never makes her moan
(hell
no)
She says I need a real man tonight
Not some old fool with a beard so white
Misses Clause is moist tonight
Fuck the sleigh she's feeling right
Come unwrap this present baby
She's dripping under the mistletoe (oh
yeah)
She moans my name in the candlelight
Tastes like peppermint and pure delight
I'm the one she's been waiting for
Santa can keep his fucking toys
Misses Clause is moist tonight
Fuck the sleigh she's feeling right
Come unwrap this present baby
She's dripping under the mistletoe
(oh yeah) (ahhh)