Bark Or Boo

Creeping down the hallway when the clock strikes three

A pair of glowing eyes is staring back at me

It's not a ghost or goblin or a phantom in the dark

Just a golden retriever waiting for a bark (woof!)

Oh, they're haunting the house on Halloween night

Giving the mailman a terrible fright With a scratch on the rug

and a leap in the air

Leaving their spooky white fur everywhere (meow!)

And on the kitchen counter stands a shadowy shape

Wearing a tiny purple Dracula cape

Knocking down the glasses just to watch them fall Then chasing imaginary

bugs on the wall (hisssss)

Are they familiars of a wicked old witch

Or just sleeping in a laundry ditch?

Barking at the wind,

jumping at a leaf

Spooky little beasts beyond belief (owwww-ooooh!)

Oh, they're haunting the house on Halloween night

Giving the mailman a terrible fright With a scratch on the rug

and a leap in the air

Leaving their spooky white fur everywhere (woof,

meow, woof!)

Go to sleep, you monsters Put down that shoe (hahaha)