Santa’s Got A Bad Habit - The Reindeer Rejects
(One, two, three, four!)
Santa’s got a bad habit
Shows up when he feels like it
Says he’s gonna be here at midnight Then he’s running three hours
late
Santa’s got a bad habit
Never cleans up when he’s done
Leaves wrapping paper in the hallway And eats the cookies one by
one
We put the milk out
We put the cookies down
We hear a noise upstairs But he ain’t around!
Santa’s got a bad habit!
Hey!
Hey! Santa’s got a bad habit!
Ho!
Ho!
He takes the best cookie And he leaves the rest Santa’s got
a bad habit!
He borrowed Dad’s good extension cord And never brought it back
He parked his sleigh across the driveway
And left the garage door cracked
The reindeer ate the garden
The elves broke Uncle Joe’s chair
And Rudolph knocked over the Christmas tree Then acted like he wasn’t
there
We put the presents out
We lock the front door
Five minutes later He’s tracking snow across the floor!
Santa’s got a bad habit!
Hey!
Hey! Santa’s got a bad habit!
Ho! Ho!
He takes the best cookie And he leaves the rest Santa’s got
a bad habit!
Hey Santa! (What?)
You gonna clean this up? (No!)
You gonna pay for the tree? (No!)
You gonna stop eating our cookies?
(Never!) He’s never gonna change!
Every single Christmas
We swear we’re done with him
But then we see that red suit
And somehow let him in
He says, “Merry Christmas,
everybody!”
Like nothing ever went wrong
Then steals another cookie And starts singing his own song
Santa’s got a bad habit!
Hey!
Hey! Santa’s got a bad habit!
Ho! Ho! He takes the best cookie And he leaves the rest
Santa’s got a bad habit!
Santa’s got a bad habit!
Hey!
Hey! Santa’s got a bad habit!
Ho! Ho! He wrecks the living room Then he’s gone before the
dawn
Santa’s got a bad habit!
(HEY SANTA!) (WHAT?)
(YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!) (WHAT?) (THE PRESENTS!) (OH,
COME ON!)
Santa’s got a bad habit!
Hey! Hey! Santa’s got a bad habit!
Ho! Ho!
He takes the best cookie And he leaves the rest
Santa’s got a bad habit!
Santa’s got a bad habit!
Hey! Hey! Santa’s got a bad habit!
Ho! Ho!
We’ll complain about him all year long Then invite him back next
Christmas! (SANTA!)
(BAD HABIT!) (SANTA!) (BAD HABIT!) (SANTA!) (BAD HABIT!) (Merry Christmas,
ya maniac!)