Gridiron Rumble 2026

(whoa-oh-oh) Who will win

the

league? Who will take the crown?

Audrey, Mr. Zip Zaddies,

new to the game

Started off strong but then faltered in shame

Barely fifty points, yet the trash talk is loud

Now facing Michael Slim Pickens' crowd Will Michael's sleeping lineup finally show

up? Or will Audrey lift the trash-talkers' cup?

Holly's Heated team, dominating the board

Can she be stopped or will she take the reward?

She plays Natalie's Big Daddy Tmac this week But Natalie lost to

Betty, her outlook is bleak

We will find out if the dominance is real When these giants

crash in an gridiron ordeal!

In the twenty-six battle,

we fight for the crown Konopasek Family,

we’re tearing it down!

Who takes the cash,

who claims the throne?

In the ultimate

fantasy zone!

Betty, Queen of Besties,

loves her Broncos so blue With the best tight end,

she is coming for you But she's playing Luke,

who thinks it's a meme

I had to tell him set your lineup,

redeem! And he is the only one who hasn't paid the buy-in

While the rest of us are out here sweating and trying!

Darlene’s complaining, took advice that was bad

Paid the price, now she's looking real sad Facing JD's Scary team,

but he's not very spooky Sure,

he won last year,

but his draft was so rookie Wearing glasses to the draft,

thinking he's class But we all know that JD is finishing in

last!

Diya's Dangerous team is smart and so keen But the scoreboard is

looking a little bit lean Locking in now,

she plays undefeated Ken

Will Ken set his lineup to conquer again?

We will see who survives this ultimate test As we weed out

the weak and discover the best!

Who will win the league?

And all of the money!