Lola’s Lively Attitude
Oh God…
here she comes.
Nobody asked.
Nobody needs to know.
But Carly's got an opinion…
AND SHE'S GOING TO BLOODY TELL YOU!
Carly's got a mouth like a runaway train,
Talks so much she's driving us insane.
She's always right, don't argue back,
She's got an answer for every little fact.
Knows everything about everything,
Even tells the birds how they're meant to sing.
Google called, said, "Give us a rest!" Carly knows better,
she knows best!
She's got a degree in everybody's business,
A PhD in taking the piss.
One little question, twenty-minute speech,
There's no escape and there's no release!
OH CARLY! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
You've got the whole bloody country figured out!
Queen of drama,
queen of chat, A know-it-all Karen
with a mouth like that!
OH CARLY! HERE WE GO!
She's got an opinion on the things she don't know!
But pour her a drink,
watch the attitude change,
One more glass and she's completely deranged!
She's Karen in the morning,
She's Karen in the day,
Telling everyone they're doing it the wrong way.
"Actually, darling..." here comes the lecture,
She's correcting your life like a school inspector.
She's got receipts, she's got facts,
She's got a comeback ready to attack.
She'll argue with a wall and still win the fight,
Then tell the moon it's shining too bright!
But something happens when the wine comes out,
The know-it-all loses her shout.
One glass in, she's feeling fine,
Two glasses later, she's everyone's Valentine.
Three glasses down, she's dancing on chairs,
Telling complete strangers all her affairs.
Karen's gone, the queen's let loose,
She's lost her handbag and possibly her shoes!
Before alcohol: "I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT."
After alcohol: "WHO LOVES YOU BABY?!"
Same woman.
Different software.
OH CARLY! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
You've got enough hot air to blow the bloody house down!
Miss Know-It-All, with a Karen crown,
Can't keep her opinions from going around!
OH CARLY!
POUR ANOTHER WINE! Suddenly she's everyone's best friend tonight!
She's loud, she's proud,
she's completely unreal, A walking talking opinion with a drinking problem for
a heel!
And Carly, darling…
We'd tell you to shut up…
BUT WE KNOW YOU'D HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT!