NO INTEL - Low IQ Anthem

(yeah

yeah) bzzzt! Intel who?

(oo-oo-oo) CPU? more like C-U-pee!

I got a laptop with a blue sticker,

pink glitter on the lid He said “go Intel,

it’s reliable” bro I said “nah,

you’re a kid” Core i5,

Core i7, core meltdown,

core regret Thermal throttling in the summer,

fan sounds like a jet He’s got the old sticker shock,

I got the new sticker “STOP” Boycott the blue team,

put that chip on top?

Nope!

It’s giving monopoly, it’s giving lawsuit,

it’s giving “oops we broke the law” EU fines in billions,

antitrust in millions, still they want applause Government bailout,

red white and blueout,

now the feds got shares Trump tweeting “Buy American!” while your wallet

disappears

Friends don't let friends buy Intel,

because Intel is the worst Chip company who

has the worst corporate history of always been the worst at everything

and always breaking the laws of fair trade and has been

convicted and fined billions for anticompetitive behaviors and is now owned partly

by the USA Government and Trump now makes massive profits whenever anyone

buys Intel as the USA Government has bailed them out recently and

now owns major stake in them...

we all must boycott Intel or its a sign of low Intelligence

to blindly buy them

(yeah!) No Intel,

no Intel, low IQ if you buy

it!

Dropped the price, dropped the frame,

dropped the drivers, dropped the game “Intel Inside” yeah inside your bank

account going down the drain AMD on the left,

Apple on the right,

ARM on my phone shining bright

Why you buying blue when the whole web says “goodnight”?

It’s hyperpop, it’s hyperfast,

it’s hyper-doom, it’s hyper-crash If your PC bluescreens at the bash,

that’s a Intel flash

It’s giving monopoly, it’s giving lawsuit,

it’s giving “we did it again” Lobbying in DC,

while gamers cry “no frames” Bailed out by

the state, now the state gets paid Every chip you buy,

Trump gets high? Nah,

we won’t play

B-a-y-b-y, don’t you buy it B-a-y-b-y,

it’s a lie, it Bailout baby,

bailout baby, government money If you love Intel,

your IQ is funny (doo-doo-doo) No

Intel!

Low IQ! Boycott blue!

Buy AMD, buy you!

Friends don’t let friends buy Intel,

period. If you do,

we know you’re…

(low intelligence)